If Down Bad Was A Person: Lady Goes To Pick Up A Random Inmate Since She Can’t Find A Man & Wasted No Time!

If "Down Bad" Was A Person: Man Gets Arrested For Posing As A Police Officer Get Into A Free Megan The Stallion Concert!

At Least Her Friends Didn't Leave Her: They Was Supposed To Go To A Boat Party But Didn't Make It To The Boat!

Fail: Biker Has An Unfortunate Accident With Million To One Odds!

He Needs A Raise: Sheep Dog Wasted No Time.. How He Cleared Up Traffic!

If Down Bad Was A Person: Female Prison Officer Gets Caught Getting Freaky With Inmates.. With Proof & All!

If Desperate Was A Person: Chick Was Out Here Blindfolded Swapping Spit With Random Strangers For Attention!

W Or L? Dude Wasted No Time Snitching! "Is He Gonna Find Out?"

If Simp Was A Person: She’s Cheating During Them 70 Hours Cause Ain’t No Way!

If “Fucc Around & Find Out” Was A Person: Dude Gets Instant Karma After Being Disrespectful To His Girl As A Prank!

If I Took A Wrong Turn Was A Person... Motorist Tried To Drive Through A Car Meet Up In Atlanta & Was Attacked!

Wasted No Time Gettin Up Outta There: These Folks Thought They Was In A Really Nice Neighborhood Till The Straps Came Out!

That Time Offset Gave His Number To A Lady While She Was With Her Boyfriend!

If Zero F*cks Given Was A Person: She Ain't Have No Time For Nonsense In The McDonald's Drive-Thru! "Ya Mama A B*tch"

If Nervous Was A Person: Man Proposed To His Girlfriend And Couldn’t Stop Shaking!

Guy Watches In Horror As Train Plows Through Stalled Tractor Trailer On Railroad Crossing!

If Lucky Was A Person: Elevator Malfunctions On A Man As He Walks In And Nearly Gets Crushed To Death!

W Or L? Devin Haney Wasted No Time Celebrating After His Fight With Ryan Garcia Was Changed To A No-contest, Making Haney Undefeated Again!

She Was Off That Henny: Rapper Suki Hana Wasted No Time Trying To Give Man Some Cheeks And He Ain’t Know What To Do! "I Like My A$$ Ate"

If “Oh Aight” Was A Person: Man Had No Idea His Life Was At Risk With His Girl Was Looking Over His Shoulder!

Polo G Feat. Future - No Time Wasted

He Def Got A Hat Collection: If "Pull Up To The Scene With My Ceiling Missing" Was A Person!

If By “Any Means Necessary” Was A Person!

Bad Timing: Migrants Arriving From Cuba To Florida During Hurricane Ian!

Down Goes Frazier: Drunk Man Gets His Tooth Knocked Out After Starting A Fight With A Random Guy!

Flagrant: If "You Did The Crime, Make Sure You Can Do The Time" Was A Person!

If "Trigger Happy" Was A Person: Shorty Definitely Going Through Something The Way She Was Unleashing!

If Lucky Was A Person: Dude Almost Went 20 Feet Down The Basement If His Reflexes Weren't So Good!

Pastor Brags Punching A Child For Not Taking God Seriously!

If On Sight Was A Person: Dude Catches A Flying Lui Kang Kick To The Chest After Talking Ish To The Next Man!

Rolled That MF Up Like A Fresh Pack Of 'Za: This Spider Wasted No Time Showing That Wasp Wassup!

If Delusional Was A Person: Elderly Woman Believes That She Is Engaged To Post Malone! “He Talks With A Jamaican Accent”

She Bout To Get Sued For This: Jaguar Wright Tells Wild Alleged Story Suggesting Rihanna Was Trafficked To Jay-Z!

All Bad: A Bronx Storefront Sign Crashed Down On The Sidewalk, Allegedly Burying A Person Underneath!

Savage: Man Catcalls Women During Anti-Catcalling Report!

If I “Indicted Myself On Social Media” Was A Person!

What She Just Say? Asian Woman Explains To Other Women How To Bag And Pick Up A Black Man!

Bro Got No Situational Awareness: Chick Did This With A Random Guy While She Was Holding Onto Her Man From Behind!

Can't Make This Up: They Tried To Cash A Check At A Random Person’s House At Night!

If "Not Minding Your Business" Was A Person.. Civilian Hops Out Of His Car To Help Cop Arrest A Man In Cleveland!

All Bad: Climber Slips Up & Heads Down To Pain!